Pigspittle, Ohio

“So?”

—A smirking Dick Cheney in response to a reporter’s statement that a majority of the American public disapproves of the Iraq War.

March 2008: “(McCain) will make Cheney look like Ghandi.”

—Pat Buchanan

2/5/08: “I tell you what — (Bush) thinks about Lincoln and the tough times that he had during the Civil War. 600,000 dead. The country essentially hated him when he was leaving office…And the President reflects on that. This is a President who is really reflecting on his place in history.”

—Fox News Reporter and Super Genius Historian Bret Baier